This Week's Awful Woodworking Joke
Grandpa took his dog everywhere, and he especially enjoyed his companion's company at the woodshop. One day his grandson stopped by the shop, all excited. "
"Hello, son," the old man said, delighted to see him. "What brings you here?" "
"I came for the candy."
The old guy scratched his head.
"I'm sorry, son," he said. "I don't have any candy here."
"Yes, you do! My dad said you make it."
Again, the head scratching.
"Tell me exactly what your dad said, will you?"
"He told me that you had your very own chocolate lab."