Monday, July 28, 2014
Wednesday, June 18, 2014
Tuesday, March 4, 2014
Well, as a matter fact, it's everywhere. Just ask this crazy chick Valeria Lukyanova! She thinks, "everything is love. Love is God. I am you and you are me." Well in that case I must be a goddamn alien. low maintenance!!! A more perfect match could not be found!!! Says she is into BREATHARIANISM, well holy goddamn shit, won't be too far a step to turn her on to RASTAFARISM now would it? Here baby, breathe on this spliff for a quick min.............
Wednesday, February 5, 2014
It's been 100 days since I went to a full time job. Friends have chipped in here and there and I've made enough to pay rent and (most) bills since that time. It could be worse. But goddamn shit gets to a cracker. I didn't set out the century mark, just got the old urge to hit up the Den. Looked back at the calendar and it was, 100 freaking days. Since then I've mopped a lot of floors, don't mind it actually, mopping's pretty cool. Picked up some dog shit, got ringworm from those shaggy bastards. Taken out a lot of trash and cleaned up after hill wonks playing beer pong and flip cup. That last one was the worst. Dogs are awesome, I'll take dogs over drunk DCites any day. Then there's the weather. Can this jackal get a reprieve? Is there any end in sight? Howl?
Sunday, December 29, 2013
Life is trying to break me down, but this little dude has me covered. He just keeps it so real. See a little bit of the Brode man in ol' Spot here. Poor guy, Spot is a shit name for a dog, but he responds to it and I am kind of screwed.
Posted by Boogers McRib at 10:42 PM
Labels: Dogs are better than cats dot com, how long has it been since we had a friday hottie?, life's tough get a dog, when keeping it jackal goes right
Friday, December 13, 2013
..........just trying to get a lifeline on the Boogers Man! Here ya go, this story is sure to pull on a Jackal's heartstrings. You know what they say about how a monkey reacts when he is caged. Well, what do you expect? A spade is a spade. A human in an office is really just a monkey in a cage.
Sunday, December 8, 2013
......to the northern star. Anyone who ever uses it to navigate by shall henceforth owe BHMF a royalty of $4.20 per usage. O Canada, of all the crazy things...... Side note: Dusty Dog done claimed every deer carcass btw here and Richmond.
Thursday, August 29, 2013
Thursday, August 22, 2013
Sunday, August 18, 2013
.......is that coming this Friday all the bears on the mountain had best hide all their women and children bears b/c there will be some crazy Jackals on the loose. And we all know what happened last time. Nah, in all seriousness, I am just kidding. I love bears (and all wild animals) and actively root for them to inherit the earth. Newsflash: the meek shall not inherit the earth and bears are certainly not meek. Anyways I am getting sidetracked, what I really came here to say was things ain't gonna be the same around the campfire. Just like the Den ain't the same w/o SS, things won't be the same round the fire w/o da Boogers. But ah well, ninjas got shit to do sometimes and I can understand that. I ain't gonna get all worked up about it. neva mek it. I could get all worked up bout ninjas thinking/urging/inviting BHMF to use social media. But I digress.......